Je Suis Reconnu

May 19

Welp, it looks like my days on Tumblr are numbered, thanks to Yahoo.

It really is all about money, isn’t it?

Portland:

I fall in love with this city a little more every day.

May 14

“Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.” — Kurt Vonnegut (via manofwick)

(Source: manofwick, via coffeeandoranges)

May 13

(Source: littlefoxpaws, via motherearthfathersky)

Suggestions for Riding Public Transportation in Portland:

1. It doesn’t matter who might have hit whom, or who may or may not have a crowbar “up their sleeve,” there is no need to stand in front of the path of the bus until the bus driver gives up and calls the police.

2. If you’re drunk and sleepy, it’s best not to repeatedly fall asleep on my shoulder. There are plenty of other places in this city for you to sober up. My shoulder is not one of them.

3. If you’re planning to have an intense, loud conversation that will involve a lot of yelling and cursing about the nature of your sexuality and the father of your unborn child, it’s probably best to table those conversations until you are not riding a bus full of people who will yell at you to shut the fuck up.

4. Finally—and this is of the utmost importance—if you’re late for your NA meeting at Emanuel Hospital, attempting to climb onto the bike rack attached to the front of the bus because you can’t find your bus pass is neither safe nor recommended.

(All of these things occurred during my afternoon ride home today. Lucky me.)

aaknopf:

flavorpill:

This Monday morning brought to you by.. 

You gotta relax, Bill. 

(Source: mrkansasski)

May 12

I Just Wasn’t Made For These Times:

They say I got brains
But they ain’t doing me no good
I wish they could

Each time things start to happen again
I think I got something good goin’ for myself
But what goes wrong

Sometimes I feel very sad
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can’t find nothin’ I can put my heart and soul into)
Sometimes I feel very sad
(Can’t find nothin’ I can put my heart and soul into)

I guess I just wasn’t made for these times

May 11

(Source: nbcsnl)

geisterseher:

Winsor McCay, Little Nemo

(Source: geisterseher, via mycology)

I’m gonna go buy some sweatpants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.